deactivatedatedatedated:

1) Think a guy is cute.

2) Check his Facebook.

3) See he uses “<3”, spells things wrong, posts long statuses, and likes stupid pages.

4) Lose all interest.

5) Repeat.

Hey me from 8 years ago you’re GAY

avvocarlo:

being poisoned during dinner seems like it could be fun

jitterati:

womanhood and having a voyeuristic relationship with your own pain

mounteerieliveinbloomington:

bedroom pop fuckers really call themselves like macaulay sulkin or whatever and think its cool

gravebian:

Women who continue to talk over men who try to interrupt them have big clit energy. 

sleepykylo:

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

(Source: spynda)